I think Chuck Norris... here are my fundaments:
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of
animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Thanks to
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
:P