I Decided To Sell The MP Dog On eBay

[pmorony]

EBAY TEXT
* MIRRACLE * 4GB 3RD GEN 2.0”TFT MP3/MP4 PLAYER plus FREE BONUS CONDOM!!!
You are bidding on the “too good to be true” * 4GB 3RD GEN 2.0”TFT MP3/MP4 PLAYER plus a FREE BONUS CONDOM!!!

The player (not the condom) was purchased on EBAY last week from eBay seller HAILITELE and I am selling it in a desperate attempt to try to get my money back before it corrupts all my files. The unit is Brand New never been used and comes with a FREE BONUS ANSEL CONDOM. (Pre lubricated)

SPECIFICATIONS
1) MP3 Memory Capacity 1GB but especially hacked so that it can store 4GB of files (sort of), BUT PLEASE NOTE – THE PLAYER WILL ONLY PLAY THE FIRST 1GB. PLUS the hacked memory has a reputation for corrupting and loosing data. FANTASTIC DEAL! (is that what they mean by 3th generation)
2) MP4 Video support. This special MP4 video player is so simple to use. Just download (from a site that usually doest work) the video file converter (which also doesn’t work). To repair the converter operation simply download and installing an updated DirectX control into you Windows operating system (somehow), then load and install a special CODEX (if you are lucky) into your media player. NOW HOW SIMPLE IS THAT!!! Then convert all your MP4 files (which it doesn’t actually play) to AMV format. Then you might, repeat might, be able to play them. GREAT!
3) Special AUTO OFF feature. This is a very special feature that randomly switches your player off. To disable this feature simply download the manual (not available) then download the MP3 toolkit (from that site that doesn’t work), then download a special file decompression utility to decompress the installation package. Decompress and Install the Toolkit (which doesn’t work). Then Run the Toolkit – Disk Manager (which also doesn’t work), and Reformat the drive to remove the compression hack. “kludge, to use the collegial. PLEASE NOTE your MP3 MEMORY CAPACIY IS THEN REDUCE FROM 4GB to 1GB. HOW EXCELLENT IS THAT – I better list it globally!!!
4) Back up Customer Service. Supported by the special Customer Response Aversion Process CRAP*. For an example of the CRAP simply cut and paste the following email into the eBay “Ask Seller a Question” message system and send to HAILITELE (or one of their many other eBay seller names) and see what response you get. GOOD LUCK!

Sample of Seller Question to send:

1. There is much information published on the internet stating that HAILITELE MP3 players are not TRUE CAPACITY and that you do not deal fairly with people who complain. Please verify that my unit is a true 4GB MP3 player AS ADVERTISED, and that it will store and play 4GB of Music & Video.

2. The unit description states " Video formats supported: WMV, MPG, MPEG I, MPEG II, and AVI Convert to AMV." Please verify that the unit does truly support WMV, MPG, MPEG I, MPEG II, and AVI.

For more information see http://www.mympxplayer.org/bad-selle...klist-vf15.htm. For more examples of the CRAP* (Customer Response Aversion Process) see http://www.nnim.org/ :roll: